Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car :P

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.