Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

birdy :P