What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"