What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.