What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.