What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!