How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

accommodating.