How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.