What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool