He is alright, but one sided!
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Because you make sound judgement.
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
I'm in a cent.
A just duet.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
He got him diss barred.
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
Justice Fingers!
You're an eight.
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Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.
Justice Thumbs
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
a quitter.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
I bearly touched her.
Odor in the court!!!
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
They both hand out long sentences.
When she hands out long sentences.
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
Bay leaf get him out if here!
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
Odour in court!
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!
His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence
It was x-axis
When the judge threw the book at him.
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
He was caught poaching.
The jury store
A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
I'm Thor
Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
Ramen.
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
They were in ca .
He got arrested for possession.
Bingo!
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
They both blow up people who don't agree with them.
Guurrhggrgrh
Give them a test-tickle
