What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.