V Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Discovery Jokes More Discovery Jokes

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama