Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Ii Jokes More Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

V Jokes More V Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.