Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Ii Jokes More Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

V Jokes More V Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.