How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)