What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.