What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.