Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.