Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.