Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.