What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*