How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

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A Ha'wayman.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.