How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.