What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.