What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.