What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Cancer.

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Wade

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I Apollo-gize"

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Bob.