What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.