What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.