What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.