What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!