Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
All rice, all rice, all rice
Because she wanted to get it off her chest.
He couldn't get hole out of his head
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
A drama-dairy.
None she is the joke
He experiences culture shock.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
Drunkin Donuts
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
Alexander Graham Fell!