What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!