What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.