Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
He has two clean fingers.
Because they don't even know if they believe.
The baby and the dad.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Cut its nose off.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
Player: I finished it in three days !
ilLITerate
Because they're STONERS!
They are always full of seed.
Grounding
He was trying to bust a move
They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces
