What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

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Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.