What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.