What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...