What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.