Wait for him to give it back.
A car.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Dracowla!
Because he was pain in the neck!
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
A buffa
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.