What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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Tooth hurty

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Irene.

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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