What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

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Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies