What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

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How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.