What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!