How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.