How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field