Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.