What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.