What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

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What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!