Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!