What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving