Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.