What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!