What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

Mouthwash Jokes More Mouthwash Jokes

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Gargoyle Jokes More Gargoyle Jokes

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.