What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk