What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything?

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