What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS