How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

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What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.