How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.