What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.