What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!