What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.