What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.