How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.