Muslim Woman Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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It's near-humerus.