What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.