What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.