Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?

Because of inflation

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals