Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

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Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?

Inflation.

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.