Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

How many doors are on a chicken coop?

Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.