Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)