Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

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What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.