Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete