What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !