What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)