What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant